A system map
Ten components; tapping one runs real diagnostics (dig, curl, df, openssl, pg_stat_activity, wrangler tail, git log), each costing three minutes.
The pager goes off. The logs are full of red herrings. Run real checks against a system map, pin the evidence, and name the first domino before the clock runs out.
On-call only · sealed and server-checked

A detective game for someone who has actually been on call. Root Cause hands you a broken system, a ticking clock and logs that mix normal traffic, symptoms and red herrings. Diagnose it the way you would for real, then write the postmortem: which component, what cause, and the first log line where it started.
Ten components; tapping one runs real diagnostics (dig, curl, df, openssl, pg_stat_activity, wrangler tail, git log), each costing three minutes.
Tap log lines to pin them; the postmortem asks for the component, the cause and the first bad line.
Quick tunnel, disk full, bad deploy, expired cert, deleted DNS, runaway cron, missing index, mail loop, memory leak, purge storm. Then an endless rotation.
A rubber duck asks Socratic questions for a five-minute penalty.
One page, hand-written incidents with their logs and checks, and the same sealed, server-checked login as the other gifts.
Made for one person, so it's behind a login. The page explains it; the pager only rings for the on-call engineer.
It's always DNS. Except when it isn't.
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